老公嫉妒我啦!
某一天,老公突然对我大发感慨:
老公:"老婆,我也想怀孕!"
我:"嗯?"
老公:"怀孕了可以吃好吃的,不用做饭洗碗做家务,还可以挑三捡四,说长道短。不像我,吃东西还限量。"
我:"那是怕你太胖了,你没发现吗?你现在跟孕妇的体重增长速度是一样的。"
老公:"我不胖,我在180斤已经停留好久了。"
我无语了。。。
嘿嘿,老公嫉妒我啦!在我吃好东西的时候,老公总是痛苦的转过头去。在我一个手势还没完成时,老公已经快速反应,想我之所想,做我之想做。
所以说,一个光荣孕妇的背后总是一个默默奉献的老公。孕妇是伟大的,老公也是伟大的。
我仅代表我娃及我,向老公致敬!谢谢老公啦!
Comments
多年以前,能瘦到180斤一直是我的一个美好愿望。
现在整天被老婆说胖啦胖啦,可这才仅仅80公斤,而且还是冬天穿的衣服多,这还能称之为胖么?
哥曾经胖过,那不只是一个传说。
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