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发信人: tianchengju (海儿), 信区: Joke
标  题: 百度知道状元15级完颜康康心中最完美女人(终于原创一回了!)
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Apr 15 13:29:44 2006), 站内

做到下面50点,就是我心目中的完美女人!

1. “哭”就是威胁我。
2. 我不会每分每秒都想念你,你要面对和接受这个现实。
3. 我见到美女一定会看一看,这是天生的。
4. 我是喜欢***和有性幻想的。
5. 胸部太大或戴太硬的胸围还真有点恐怖。
6. 我不说话不等于我不爱你。
7. 你最好是有自己的目标和理想。
8. 你穿什么都好看,真的,不要总是来问我。
9. 不要问我觉得你美不美。
10. 我对于你用什么化妆品,护肤品没兴趣。
11. 不要迫我涂润唇膏。
12. 不要期待我在有工作的时候call你或sms你。
13. 有很多时候答yes 或 no 就够了。
14. “不知道,你说呢?”那不算是答案。
15. 如果你天天都因为period而情绪波动,麻烦你去看看医生吧。
16. 如果我说了什么令你觉得有两个解释,其中一个会令你好伤心,我其实是想去表达另一个意思。
17. 不要无病呻吟,你最好相信“狼来了”的故事。
18. 你要是告诉我你向我帮你干什么,或者怎样可以完成,最好不要有叫我帮你做又要教我怎样做。
19. 12岁以下的女孩才有权拌cutie和喜欢龙猫。
20. 可以的话,自己去换麦当劳送的娃娃。
21. 手袋可不可以不挂毛娃娃。
22. 可不可以不跟我讨论电视剧和hello kitty?
23. 不要叫我帮你挽手袋。
24. 不要批评我的兄弟和老朋友。
25. 大庭广众害羞、不说话不代表斯文。
26. 不要整天说“我妈妈说了...”,你妈妈怎样想与我无关。
27. 尽量不要将我们拍拖的细节毫无保留的说给你的朋友听,我们都享有隐私权。
28. 除了我,你还有其他兴趣或嗜好吗?
29. 有没有一样运动你懂得呢?
30. 你可以不懂打游戏,但最好让我打。
31. 我不用减肥,所以不要阻止我吃junk food 。
32. 不要要求我像***的男朋友那样怎样怎样,我就是我。
33. 温柔不等于依赖。
34. 爽朗不等于没礼貌,要学会在别人面前维护你男朋友的尊严。
35. 没主见不等于尊重我。
36. 迟到不等于多人追。
37. 你打扮得太夸张跟我上街我会害怕。
38. 不要偷偷在我的文件或功课上贴cutie纸贴。
39. 虽然我未必看得到,但内衣最好光鲜干净。
40. 最好不要整天作oversize的未成年打扮,你已经不小了。
41. 没必要不用穿的太性感。
42. 是不是任何时候任何场合都需要化妆?
43. 不要整天说要减肥,我们是要一起吃饭的。
44. 不要在公共场合跟我板脸或大呼小叫。
45. 不要check我的手机。
46. 我都会有女性朋友,就像你有很多男性朋友一样。
47. 我不想知道你跟你就男朋友的事。
48. 你都最好也不想知道我和我就女友的事。
49. 我想说I love you 的时候自然会跟你说希望你会明白。
50. 不要总是做些小孩子气的事,我想找个温柔体贴的女朋友,而不是想养个小baby。
回答者:完颜康康 - 状元 十五级 2-21 21:01


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